Question

What removes the smell of scotch from a wooden tea set?

A.  Baking Soda

B.  White Vinegar

C.  Lemon and Kosher Salt

D. Baking Soda, followed by White Vinegar, with a Lemon and Kosher Salt chaser

E.  Nothing, it will smell boozy forever

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